I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is flooded with messages for viagra. How am I supposed to block all this nonsense? It's driving me insane.
- I just want get a real email for once.
- Maybe someday this will end.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the website window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is completely absurd. Every day I get flooded with your pointless junk mail for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- This has gone too far.
- Learn some respect for people's time.
- I'm reporting your ass to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and irritating people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Yeah, right.
Seriously With Your Spammy Emails
You believe you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Drop Dead With Your Annoying Messages
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or go outside already.